Brimstone Valley Mall

01 – Where the Hell Are You?!

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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Trainee shows up for her first day of work at Weiner World, but to Misroch’s dismay, Hornblas does not. Tempers flare in the back room when Belzagor comes to visit, but these two demons will soon have bigger fingers to fry.


02 – Goth As F*ck

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jared Paul
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Asmoraius gets bullied by a couple of teens, but Raven and Damien learn pretty quickly just how goth carousels can be. Once the smoke clears, the band meeting in the parking lot does not got as planned.


03 – Moral Kombat

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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Belzagor is baffled when she receives a sin coin she didn’t earn. Meanwhile, Asmoraius takes “the new girl”, Xaphan, on an educational field trip to the mall arcade. Because video games can be educational too!


04 – Don't Call Me Darling

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jared Paul
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For a moment it looks like an old flame might be rekindled in the kitchen of Wiener World, but at band practice that evening, Asmoraius is swept off his feet in a totally different direction. With no word from Hornblas, and mysterious sin coins collecting in Belzagor’s pocket, the band wonders if Y2K is to blame.


05 – Boo, Earth Bad

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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It’s Christmas Day, and Carpasinus has come up from Hell to give our band of demons a seemingly impossible task. After blowing off some steam on the carousel, Misroch investigates an imposter in Wiener World, while Xaphan- Oh shit. What happened to Xaphan??


06 – Who Do We Want? Hornblas!

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jared Paul
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The teens are up to no good, and Xaphan finds an unlikely crew to help our band of demons locate Hornblas. Looks like it’s time for some dark magic in the parking lot.


07 – Little Sinning Monster Machines

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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The demons split up to earn as many sincoins as they can. Meanwhile back at Wiener World, the teens get a little more than they bargained for...


08 – Attention Port Authority Bus Terminal Degenerates!

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jared Paul
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Nothing says “one way ticket to Hell” quite like the food court delicacies from Port Authority Bus Terminal. Once onboard, Asmoraius and Misroch come up with a “plan.”


09 – Happy Y2K, Part 1

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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Belzagor and Xaphan break into the records office to search for clues while Asmoraius… starts a podcast?


10 – Happy Y2K, Part 2

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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The time has come for Mall Rat to finally take the stage and play the most important gig of their lives!


11 – Halfway Up

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Mischa Stanton
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Chaos ensues as the entirety of Hell finds themselves teleported away to… The Mall??? The members of Mall Rat fight through the fray to find each other amidst the madness, and Trainee steps up to the plate.


12 – Coming Soon, Can't Wait!

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Mischa Stanton
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Three months after the Great Summoning, our demons have settled into their new lives at Brimstone Valley Mall, feeding, governing, and maintaining a new Mall Society. Asmoraius takes the local news station on a tour to show the public just how things are run around here.


13 – Miss Me?

written, directed & produced by Kristen DiMercurio, co-written by Talia Rochmann & Mark Wolf Roberts, sound design by Mischa Stanton
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After (literally) dropping out of the sky and back into our story, Hornblas and Trent have a lot of explaining to do.